Instant Noodle Theory
Remember the days when we were all younger and we'd break up a pack of instant noodles into little crumbles and add the seasoning and just eat it like chips? I don't...but I do remember seeing people do that. Anyways, my friend and I were talking about this and he said that if you ate enough of this you would eventually die cause the instant noodles would expand in your stomach. Who the hell would eat more than a pack of these crushed noodles in the first place and WTF? He then goes on to say that we should give these to pigeons and they will eventually die cause they will keep eating it until they get full and then it will expand and they will die. Anyone want to do this experiment and tell me the results?
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I was told instead that the wax on those instant noodles (for preserving the noodles during shipping and storage) was bad for you. Apparently, you should be cooking them in the hot wax-water, then tossing the water and putting fresh water to make your soup stock.
Still, I loved those instant noodle snacks. When someone brought a pack to school, he/she was the most popular kid that day. We would all crowd and huddle around the little pack of MSG-coated dry crunchy noodles, hands reaching in again and again to get another tasty morsel.
That's probably how kids transfer germs. Heck, maybe this treat was devised by germs, to propagate their species. Smart germs, those little buggers.
I still eat instant noodles almost daily. That's all I can afford right now.
All good advice. Just don't forget the other advice that seems to keep going your way: (1) if you hold your pee in long enough, it just gets re-absorbed, and (2) people who drive alongside another driver's blind spot deserve to get hit.
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