Lazy Ass Friend Part II
So during this time off that my friend has, he's decided to go to bartending school. And I was surprized that he actually followed through with it since he's "All Talk". Anyways, he's gotten pretty good at bartending school, so we hear...and one day he said he's going to make us all drinks! Thanks ahead of time! The funny thing is that now that he's gone to bartending school, he thinks that he can get a great job at a bar during the PEEK hours (Fri/Sat night) and at a really happening bar. And don't get me wrong, he might be able to land one of those jobs since it's obvious that he's got really good luck, but come on. When you hear this, do you really think a ROOKIE should be able to get a job on the busiest night of the bars? I don't think so...I think you have to work all the crappy shifts and work your way up...that's usually how the world works. Then he goes on to say that he wants to get a job at a gay bar. What? Why would you do that? To get more tips? Is there something he's not telling us?
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Yeah, I think he's a little delusional to think he can land a primetime shift at a popular bar WITHOUT having to work other shifts as well.
I'm more inclined to believe that his only options in the beginning will be working at a gay bar. On Mondays and Tuesdays. Mornings only.
It's one thing to make drinks.
It's another to make them under pressure.
It's yet another to make them while taking orders for a second/third round of people while calculating money and making change and having to scoot around another bartender who is doing the same hectic work as you.
All that said and done, best of luck to our friend.
I doubt he can cut it at a gay bar. The time Thirsty Ben took him into a gay bar to get free drinks from other gay patrons, he ran out as soon as he had his drink. Then we had to send someone in to drag Thirsty Ben out cause he was enjoying it a little too much in there.
He probably ran out 'cuz he wasn't drunk yet. When he gets drunk he seems to start grabbing guys butts and enjoys it when he gets his grabbed. There were a few nights when he announced proudly that some guy grabbed his butt! He tried to look upset, but the glow in his eyes and his desperate search to see who did it revealed too much. He wanted to work in a gay bar to get more tips. lol but we all know it takes a little more than just pouring drinks to get good tips. I wonder what he's got to offer?
I don't wonder.
Yeesh, HD. Yuck.
I don't want to know what he's got to offer.
Huh. Now I'm kind of glad that I don't go out drinking with you clowns anymore. I'm perfectly happy not having my ass grabbed.
tell your friend, to be successful in bartending you have to be good looking so unless their are babes crawling all over him, then tell him to give it up and take a computer course!
-Jack O Lantern
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