Thursday, August 05, 2004

Porn

When asking my friends what to blog about...the common answer was porn. What is it with guys obsession about porn? I understand that guys have urges and like watching this stuff...but seriously, what's so great about it? They talk about it all the time and want to watch it all the time. Is it really that great to watch other people having sex? Why would you want to watch that all the time when you could probably just go out and do it? Does it get them in the mood? Does it make them less horny? And some guys say they barely watch it...is this true or are they lying? I'm sure every guy watches it...it's normal. But to watch and talk about it all the time...I don't think that is normal at all. They say guys think about sex over 100x a day. So does watching porn help them not think about it? I think not...I would think it would make them think about it more? I guess I just don't get it.

7 Comments:

At 4:03 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Porn is man's equivalent to woman's Harlequinn romance novels (or anything else illiciting emotional responses from a woman).

Is it that great? Not really. It's a pretty far fetch from reality, that's for sure, and it's way off the mark sometimes in terms of decency.

I suppose part of it is seeing that a girl could be so crazily turned on, so wild with abandon, so into the passion that she just NEEDS it. Like a guy. That's pretty hot. I suppose that's the draw to guys wanting to see girls kiss -- that they're so insatiable that they don't mind kissing another girl -- they just NEED it.

Other than that, there's not a whole lot about porn that is THAT great. And there's a LOT of porn out there that sucks. (No pun intended.)

But at least the pictures move and the pages don't get stuck together.

 
At 5:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah but sometimes the buttons on my VCR remote get stuck together. -Jack 'O Lantern

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger Ben said...

Haha, at least I'm not the only one on your blog who just publicly admitted to watching porn.

 
At 5:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any guy who says he doesn't own porn is a liar. - Jack O

 
At 6:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I have my own PORN collection starring myself - TUNA

 
At 6:17 PM, Blogger Thoughts said...

Tuna - Please don't make us throw up!

 
At 9:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Male turkeys are apparently really really horny. A "male turkey[] will avidly court a stuffed replica of a female turkey. In fact, a replica of a female turkey's head suspended from 15 inches from the ground will generally do the trick. The male circles the head, does its ritual displays, and then ... rises into the air and comes down in the proximity of the female's backside, which turns out not to exist."

... "People may chuckle appreciatively at a male turkey that tries to mate with a poor rendition of a female's head, but if you point out that many a human male regularly gets aroused after looking at two-dimensional representations of a nude woman, they don't see the connection. After all, the man surely know that it's only a photo he's looking at; his behavior may be pathetic, but it isn't comic." (Robert Ward, in Moral Animal.)

 

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