Stupid IT Part 2
So today, the same stupid IT guys wants to start asking questions. "What makes me non-Shirley type?" I'm like...huh? What the hell? This guy is so weird. So he goes on to tell me, "I'll tell you what makes you non-XXXXX Type." So I'm curious...to see what he has to say. He's like, well you're a bore, work is #1, you're high maintenance, and your reserved. I'm like...fine. I can see that since he doesn't know me very well. Then he goes on to say "I think you are very pretty, funny, honest, smart, witty, good head on your shoulders (all in all) and have a great sense of direction." What is with him? Is he trying to flirt?
I think he's really just joking around with all this stuff when he talks to me...cause it seems like it's in his personality to do that. Anyways, he turns it around on to me and asks me to tell him what it is about him...there are so many things! First, don't guys know that attraction is important. But the main one that sticks out of my head that I told him, and he didn't take very well...I told him that I knew he was playing and all that, but I don't think it's right for him to joke around about this stuff with girls cause it's disrespecting his fiance. Of course he made an excuse for that...but once a dog always a dog. Does he not realize that this is not proper work place conversation!
4 Comments:
People that lacking in tact usually aren't engaged. I'm quite surprised he has a significant other.
Maybe he's trying to see, now that he's engaged, if he's "still got it". Clearly, he doesn't.
Though it's interesting that with how "funny [and] witty" you are, you're "a bore". This guy's full of it.
If you really wanted to have a little fun (and didn't plan to stay at that job long), you could just tell him that it's true, he is your type, and you've just been denying it all this time. And that you (pick one)
(a) wish he weren't engaged so that you could get to know him better. You were just covering up before and hoping he wouldn't notice your undying attraction every time he comes to fix your computer or how he wears those cool heavy metal rock band t-shirts, or how he goes on about the latest Microsoft / Linux / Perl developments.
(b) finally realize that he's your type. And all this time (silly you) you always thought you were looking for the smart, handsome, funny, respected type. Tell him that you've found the error in your ways.
And then quit before you have to pay for the consequences of him breaking off his engagement and coming after you with all his love. Hahahahaha ...
He has a fiance? you didn't mention that earlier! That IT guy sounds really dorky, was he fishing for compliments? from a girl? You should've laid it all on him. Remember, he did say you're honest and funny, I'm sure you could've told him he's not good looking in a humorous way.
Do you have anything personal on your computer or email accounts? Being the IT guy, it'd be easy for him to snoop around or stalk you.
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